Sunday, June 3, 2012

But we weren't going to smoke it AT school...


11th grade male, after getting caught with "oregano" at lunch
"But we weren't going to smoke it AT school, it was for AFTER school."
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Saturday, June 2, 2012

What part of Africa is Cozumel in?


Male student, 9th grade


"What part of Africa is Cozumel in?"



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Friday, June 1, 2012

Thursday, May 31, 2012

Sorry for stealing your I Phone

Seventh Grade Boy: "GPS sucks. Here's your iPhone back. Sorry for stealing it and all."  Submitted by a reader.


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Wednesday, May 30, 2012

We all know teachers just go home and pet their cats

10th grade male "Teachers do not have social lives.  We all know teachers just go home and pet their cats."

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Tuesday, May 29, 2012

If I get a girl pregnant...

7th grade male "If I get a girl pregnant, do I have to pay child support?"
Teacher "Uhmmm, here's a pass to the guidance office."

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Bad Girl?

10th grade girl "I may act like a bad girl.  I may even be a bad girl.  But that doesn't mean I am a bad influence."