But we weren't going to smoke it AT school...

11th grade male, after getting caught with "oregano" at lunch

"But we weren't going to smoke it AT school, it was for AFTER school."

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What part of Africa is Cozumel in?

Male student, 9th grade


"What part of Africa is Cozumel in?"



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My career aspirations are in fact the adult entertainment industry.

Left by a reader  -   My career aspirations are in fact the adult entertainment industry.

Sorry for stealing your I Phone

Seventh Grade Boy: "GPS sucks. Here's your iPhone back. Sorry for stealing it and all."  Submitted by a reader.


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We all know teachers just go home and pet their cats

10th grade male "Teachers do not have social lives.  We all know teachers just go home and pet their cats."

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If I get a girl pregnant...

7th grade male "If I get a girl pregnant, do I have to pay child support?"
Teacher "Uhmmm, here's a pass to the guidance office."

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